1. Corpora Amoroso
She Who Banishes Belly Shame
With so many women in our modern world
convinced that their bodies are inadequate – too fat, too skinny,
bootie too big or small, breasts too saggy, etc, etc. . . . and a
culture that continuously reinforces our insecurities about our
bodies . . . we are deeply in need of the Goddess of Body Love.
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2. The Triple Goddess Hormonae
Our Lady of the Perpetual Cycle
Like the other
Triple Goddesses, Hormonae, through her three different yet complementary aspects,
evokes all that is womanly. With Hormonae those faces seem to be: the good, the bad, and the ugly.
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3. Eatwhatyawanna:
The Goddess of Gluttony
This deity blesses her
devotees with the ability to consume any food they
wish—especially chocolaty dessert items and deep-fried
dishes—without ever gaining an ounce or cholesterol point.
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4. Blessed Marigold
Our Lady of Protection in Household Chores
Blessed Marigold wraps our hands
in her golden yellow body of protection and guides us through
that most loathsome of life's trials - housework! She tenderly
guides and protects us through the horrors of hot soapy water,
cleaning products, dirty ovens, filthy floors, unspeakable
bathrooms and grimy windows. Her golden yellow protection is
strong and durable, yet soft and pliable.
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5. Menopausia
Goddess of Wisdom and Remembrance
Menopausia, Goddess of Wisdom and
Remembrance helps us remember where our shoes and keys are, where we
left our pocketbook and guides us through hot sweats, mood swings
and bouts of forgetfulness.
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6. Goddess
TantraShe will protect you from all
tantrums by those around you from children to your boss and more!
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DanceItOffYa!
Our Lady of the Heart and Soul
Boogie, DanceItOffYa moves and grooves, casting off those cares and
worries with every wiggle, jiggle, and, yes, even a giggle or two!
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8. Goddess iVa
The Digital DiVa
Iva, The Digital DiVa: The goddess
of all things digital, especially one's own devices.
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9. Awayith Da'Bill
Divine Counselor to those entrapped within debt
Awayith Da'Bill helps motivate us to take action and pay off the
debt accumulated by living in modern times and in doing so helps us
create prosperity, financial freedom, and peace of mind for the
future.
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10. Goddess Randuhma
She Who Loves to be
Completely Random and
Poke Fun at Those Who Are Stressed Out
Randuhma, she who loves to be completely random and poke fun at
those who are stressed out beyond belief. It doesn't matter if your
paper is due the next morning and your only half way down, for she
will come to you and remind you there is more to life.
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11 Goddess Maramadyn
The Goddess of Growing
Maramadyn helps all things grow.
Just to name a few things she helps us grow . . . crops, bones,
children, grass, flowers, trees, sheep, goats, hair, and
anything else you can think of.
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12. Goddess
Stretchucanna
Our Lady of Meager Paychecks and Muscle Cramps
Stretchucanna, Our Lady of Meager Paychecks and Muscle Cramps,
helps you find those little extra bargain to make those pennies
last, and you can count on her to help you limber up and ease sore
muscles. Truly, this goddess multitasks with the best of us.
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13. Goddess Nutritionista
The Goddess of Unlimited Healthy Food
Goddess Nutritionista, great
grandaughter of Demeter, goddess of nurturing love and compassion,
Nutritionista is a beautiful nurturing goddess of healthy nutrition.
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14. Goddess Un-Send
Protectrix of Those Who Transmit (press Send)
and Rue
the Moment
Goddess Un-Send, protectrix of
those who transmit (press Send) and rue the moment,
is immediately summoned with the invocation "Oh
*expletive-of-your-choice*!"
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15. The Goddess Barcoda
The goddess Barcoda
will let you know the price of you Bar Code item and help you stay
in your budget.
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16. Mamma More
She Who Saves You From Your Last Nerve
Mamma
More, loving Goddess who helps women dig deep within themselves
to find that last bit of patience, calm and compassion when they
are clinging to that final straw of sanity and feeling it snap.
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17. Flaunta
The Goddess of Confidence
Flaunta, The
Goddess of Confidence can be found in the compact mirror of women
everywhere. She may be viewed as over confident and snobbish, but
that is because the ones around her misunderstand her capabilities.
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18. The Goddess Ninlil (Anew)
Lady of the Wind (Mesopotamian)
The Goddess I created is Anew, a
devoted subject to the teachings of Anu, the God over Gods.
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19. Agentia
The patient goddess of Travel Agents
She’s the one we pray to daily to keep
our sanity in the day to day life of travel agents/consultants.
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20. The "Scent-sational" Aroma-thelia
" I am the moisture that preserves
everything in nature and makes it live, I pass from the upper planes
to the lower, I am the heavenly fat of the land, and the fiery water
and the watery fire, nothing may live without me. “
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